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coolhandedboy

Learn English in my way=Learn English Better

GOODBYE PARTY!!!!

yes you are right.I am to abandon my weblog.

I thought that sometimes in life you think that you have to share your ideas with s.b

I was wrong

the major usage of this weblog was to examine s.th especial which may come out a day in a book or I don't know I may bury it in my chest forever till the judgments day

anyhow

It was a good time with you and tell those people who used nick names s.th: I know all of you! you wondering how?for example today in my weblog you put a comment by a nick name and write your e-mail the next week you put a comment in 4musketeers weblog by your real name and write the e-mail as same as you had written last week in mine.

the only thing I can say  to these people is that think about your character you your character is more precious to hide it by nick names

.BE YOURSELVES AND THINK HONORABLE OF IT


دوستان ملتمسانه از همتون میخوام که اگه از دست من رنجیده خاطر شدین من رو حلال کنین و بگم که از این که دور هم بودیم خیلی خوش گذشت. 


راستی یه چیزی:

به قول سنجد زود برمیگردم هاااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااه

اما جایی دیگه!

+ نوشته شده در  Wed 3 Feb 2010ساعت 11:55 PM  توسط amirhosein  | 

بعد یه روز یه نفر رو دیدم ...

Love-Story-of-a-Young-Man

حتما ادامه مطلب رو ببینین!


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  Tue 2 Feb 2010ساعت 2:22 PM  توسط amirhosein  | 

The purpose of going to university

The purpose of going to university

As a university student I noticed so many reasons that why people try to go to university. In this writing I explain you some of them.

The very first reason is for the sense of science & knowledge that I have not met such a person yet in our university!

For some students the next one is to get a certificate in order to get a job in future. This is the major reason between boys in our university which seems a reasonable reason.

Some students attend university and loose themselves! You may wonder how and why?! Some get interested in Politics. You know it is the duty of the student to think broadly and be ambitious; he has the aim to make his country better. I had such dreams and as I remember one of the main reasons that caused me not to get good marks in the 2nd semester was the issue of presidential election. Every night we (I mean my roommates and I) had struggles on the matter of voting. At first I wanted to vote Mr.z but after some sessions I got convinced to change my idea and vote Mr.Y and I voted him and now I am regretting that I wasted my opportunity. I know that my single vote could not change the results but at least if I did not elect him I would be more relaxed and calm than the time being. This is the feature of university, in university your ideas get shaped and disciplined based on an idea which is majorly dictated on you indirectly! Yes indirectly!

On the other hand some get interested in religion. Yes religion is something that you should make yourself familiar with completely. But some students just dedicate their time on it. Here is the question; Is your God satisfied with what you do? Is this what he exactly expected you to do? I agree that in university you have to make yourself sophisticated in all of the fields like politics and religion but there is something prior than all of them- Knowledge, Graduation, Repaying the troubles of your parents. So at first your studies then your tendencies like politics and religion.

Some other students-boys and even girls, go to university to join some organizations in order to fix their position in the countries future positions.  So many of them defend the country and government unreasonably. This is obvious that there is a benefit for them in this support. And this benefit is great job for them. So many of our university’s professors are in this band. They got the scholarship of some organization and without any qualities they went to foreign universities and got high degrees.

Some other boys go to university to have a great fun time and be far from their family. Majority of these students will be skillful smokers after the first year. Unfortunately we have so many samples of this kind in our university.

Some others do not know why they came to university! At first it seems very funny but it is very painful. Unfortunately the idea that every person should go to university in order to be someone in future has penetrated parents ideas and they force their children to study from elementary school! Oh my God what the hell is wrong with these parents? Let your children breathe. Let them live freely and do whatever they like. Let them play let them watch TV let them have so many friends let them speak not speaking instead of them. Thanks God my parents were not like this kind. As far as I remember I watched TV as much I liked I had so many friends and this is the reason why I can communicate easily. They relied on their son and thanks to my dear Allah that I did not misuse their reliance.

The other reason is that there is no reason! Yes it is right some students find no reason in being in the university. They do not know how their life is going with them. These are the most miserable people on earth.

The aim of this writing was to help you find yourself. Are you a member of these kinds or no you are in the better conditions? I wish all of you to be successful in your life and progress lawfully! Yes lawfully not by getting marks which are not your real right. If all of the students have this kind of attitude then we will have great country with a great workforce.

 

All the Bests!

 

+ نوشته شده در  Mon 1 Feb 2010ساعت 4:45 PM  توسط amirhosein  | 

خوشه

چند وقتیه که این طرح خوشه بندی گل مجالس شده.از قرار معلوم همه هم خداروشکر توی خوشه 3 قرار گرفتن.گفتم یه چند تا جک باحال بذارم دور هم بخندیم.


در مراسم خواستگاري
مادر دختر: خوب آقا زاده به سلامي تو خوشه چندن؟
مادر پسر: راستش اس ام اس زده گفتن خوشه3 ولي قراره اعتراض كنه بذارنش توخوشه2
مادر دختر:  ما اصلا رسم نداريم داماد تو خوشه پايين تر از سه باشه، از الان گفته باشم...
درصف نانوايي
مشتري به شاطر: خدا بهت بركت بده شاطر!
شاطر: دعا كن تو خوشه يك بذارنم.
در اداره
كارمند خوش شانس به همكاران: آقايون خوشه سومي، حاجي تون تو خوشه يك رفته، خلاصه تعارف نكنين، پول مول خواستين درخدمتيم.
اس ام اس باحال

مشترک گرامی متاسفانه خوشهشما را خر خورده است.

"مرکز آمار ایران"

در آرايشگاه زنانه
شمسي خانم: شوهرم به اداره آمار اس ام اس زده، گفتن شما تو خوشه چهارين!
فخري خانم: اين كه چيزي نيس. شوهر من اس ام اس زده به اداره آمار كه اگه واسه يارانه پول كم آوردين، عددشو بفرستين تا چكشو بكشم!

+ نوشته شده در  Mon 1 Feb 2010ساعت 11:26 AM  توسط amirhosein  | 

IELTS exam

IELTS or 'International English Language Testing System', is an international standardised test of English language proficiency. It is jointly managed by University of Cambridge ESOL Examinations, the British Council and IDP Education Pty Ltd, and was established in 1989.

There are two versions of the IELTS: the Academic Version and the General Training Version:

  • The Academic Version is intended for those who want to enroll in universities and other institutions of higher education and for professionals such as medical doctors and nurses who want to study or practice in an English-speaking country.
  • The General Training Version is intended for those planning to undertake non-academic training or to gain work experience, or for immigration purposes.

It is generally acknowledged that the reading and writing tests for the Academic Version are more difficult than those for the General Training Version, due to the differences in the level of intellectual and academic rigour between the two versions.

IELTS is accepted by most Australian, British, Canadian, Irish, New Zealand and South African academic institutions, over 2,000 academic institutions in the United States, and various professional organisations. It is also a requirement for immigration to Australia and Canada.

An IELTS result or Test Report Form is valid for two years..

IELTS test structure

All candidates must complete four Modules - Listening, Reading, Writing and Speaking - to obtain a band score, which is shown on an the IELTS Test Report Form (TRF). All candidates take the same Listening and Speaking Modules, while the Reading and Writing Modules differ depending on whether the candidate is taking the Academic or General Training Versions of the Test.

The total test duration is around 2 hours and 45 minutes for Listening, Reading and Writing modules.

  • Listening: 40 minutes, 30 minutes for which a recording is played centrally and additional 10 minutes for transferring answers onto the OMR answer sheet.
  • Reading: 60 minutes.
  • Writing: 60 minutes.

(N.B.: No additional time is given for transfer of answers in Reading and Writing modules)

The first three modules - Listening, Reading and Writing (always in that order) - are completed in one day, and in fact are taken with no break in between. The Speaking Module may be taken, at the discretion of the test centre, in the period seven days before or after the other Modules.

The tests are designed to cover the full range of ability from non-user to expert user.


Band scale

IELTS is scored on a nine-band scale, with each band corresponding to a specified competence in English. Overall Band Scores are reported to the nearest whole or half band.

For the avoidance of doubt, the following rounding convention applies; if the average across the four skills ends in .25, it is rounded up to the next half band, and if it ends in .75, it is rounded up to the next whole band.

The nine bands are described as follows:]

9 Expert User

Has fully operational command of the language: appropriate, accurate and fluent with complete understanding

8 Very Good User

Has fully operational command of the language with only occasional unsystematic inaccuracies and inappropriacies. Misunderstandings may occur in unfamiliar situations. Handles complex detailed argumentation well.


7 Good User

Has operational command of the language, though with occasional inaccuracies, inappropriacies and misunderstandings in some situations. Generally handles complex language well and understands detailed reasoning.


6 Competent User

Has generally effective command of the language despite some inaccuracies, inappropriacies and misunderstandings. Can use and understand fairly complex language, particularly in familiar situations.

5 Modest user

has partial command of the language, coping with overall meaning in most situations, though is likely to make many mistakes. Should be able to handle basic communication in own field.


4 Limited User

Basic competence is limited to familiar situations. Has frequent problems in using complex language.


3 Extremely Limited User

Conveys and understands only general meaning in very familiar situations. Frequent breakdowns in communication occur.

2 Intermittent User

No real communication is possible except for the most basic information using isolated words or short formulae in familiar situations and to meet immediate needs.


1 Non User

Essentially has no ability to use the language beyond possibly a few isolated words.


0 Did not attempt the test

No assessable information provided.

IELTS level required by academic institutions for admission

United States

The highest IELTS Band required by a university is 8.5, by the Graduate School of Journalism at Columbia University; the only US institution to require this band.

While Ohio State University's Moritz College of Law is listed as requiring an 8.5 on the IELTS website, the school lists an 8.0

For MIT the minimum score required is 7.

At Saint Louis University, the minimum score is 6.


United Kingdom

The highest IELTS Band required is 8, by the Master of Science degree in Marketing at the University of Warwick .

Most IELTS requirements by universities fall between 5.5 and 7.0. For example:

UniversityMinimum IELTS score
Oxford University7.0
Cambridge University7.0
Glasgow University6.5 (General)/ 7.0 (Faculty of Arts & Humanities)
University College London6.5/7.0/7.5 (depends on UCL's individual faculty/department requirement)
Imperial College London6.5 (7.0 for the Life Sciences Department and the Imperial Business School)
Exeter University6.5
Liverpool University6.0
Birmingham University6.0
Essex University5.5

+ نوشته شده در  Sun 31 Jan 2010ساعت 8:21 PM  توسط amirhosein  | 

discussion on short stories

In the new semester we will be working on this book:

 

 SHORT STORIES for DISCUSSION

This book contains 25 short stories by famous authors such as: Edgar Allan Poe, Katherine Mansfield, and Eudora Welty. After every story there are several questions based on the story to discuss.

I think that this book and discussion sessions will be a valuable opportunity for English Literature students. I hope all of the students to participate in this class.

The time of this class will be announced in the 2nd week.

+ نوشته شده در  Fri 29 Jan 2010ساعت 2:13 PM  توسط amirhosein  | 

some information about TOEFL exam

The TOEFL® test is the most widely accepted English-language test in the world. No matter where .you want to study, the TOEFL test can help get you thereThe Test of English as a Foreign Language (or TOEFL, pronounced "toe-full") evaluates the ability of an individual to use and understand English in an academic setting. It sometimes is an admission requirement for non-native English speakers at many English-speaking colleges and universities.The TOEFL test is a registered trademark of Educational Testing Service (ETS) and is administered worldwide.

Internet-Based Test

The four-hour test consists of four sections, each measuring one of the basic language skills (while some tasks require integrating multiple skills) and all tasks focus on language used in an academic, higher-education environment. Note-taking is allowed during the iBT. The test cannot be taken more than once a week.
  1. Reading
    The Reading section consists of 3–5 passages, each approximately 700 words in length and questions about the passages. The passages are on academic topics; they are the kind of material that might be found in an undergraduate university textbook. Passages require understanding of rhetorical functions such as cause-effect, compare-contrast and argumentation. Students answer questions about main ideas, details, inferences, essential information, sentence insertion, vocabulary, rhetorical purpose and overall ideas. New types of questions in the iBT require filling out tables or completing summaries. Prior knowledge of the subject under discussion is not necessary to come to the correct answer.
  2. Listening
    The Listening section consists of 6 passages, 3–5 minutes in length and questions about the passages. These passages include 2 student conversations and 4 academic lectures or discussions. A conversation involves 2 speakers, a student and either a professor or a campus service provider. A lecture is a self-contained portion of an academic lecture, which may involve student participation and does not assume specialized background knowledge in the subject area. Each conversation and lecture stimulus is heard only once. Test takers may take notes while they listen and they may refer to their notes when they answer the questions. Each conversation is associated with 5 questions and each lecture with 6. The questions are meant to measure the ability to understand main ideas, important details, implications, relationships between ideas, organization of information, speaker purpose and speaker attitude.
  3. Speaking
    The Speaking section consists of 6 tasks, 2 independent tasks and 4 integrated tasks. In the 2 independent tasks, test takers answer opinion questions on familiar topics. They are evaluated on their ability to speak spontaneously and convey their ideas clearly and coherently. In 2 of the integrated tasks, test takers read a short passage, listen to an academic course lecture or a conversation about campus life and answer a question by combining appropriate information from the text and the talk. In the 2 remaining integrated tasks, test takers listen to an academic course lecture or a conversation about campus life and then respond to a question about what they heard. In the integrated tasks, test takers are evaluated on their ability to appropriately synthesize and effectively convey information from the reading and listening material. Test takers may take notes as they read and listen and may use their notes to help prepare their responses. Test takers are given a short preparation time before they have to begin speaking.
  4. Writing
    The Writing section measures a test taker's ability to write in an academic setting and consists of 2 tasks, 1 integrated task and 1 independent task. In the integrated task, test takers read a passage on an academic topic and then listen to a speaker discuss the same topic. The test taker will then write a summary about the important points in the listening passage and explain how these relate to the key points of the reading passage. In the independent task, test takers must write an essay that states, explains and supports their opinion on an issue, supporting their opinions or choices, rather than simply listing personal preferences or choices.

TaskDescriptionApprox. time
READING3–5 passages, each containing 12–14 questions60–100 minutes
LISTENING6–9 passages, each containing 5–6 questions60–90 minutes
BREAK-10 minutes
SPEAKING6 tasks and 6 questions20 minutes
WRITING2 tasks and 2 questions55 minutes

Paper-Based Test

In areas where the internet-based test is not available, a paper-based test (PBT) is given. Test takers must register in advance either online or by using the registration form provided in the Supplemental Paper TOEFL Bulletin. They should register in advance of the given deadlines to ensure a place because the test centers have limited seating and may fill up early. Tests are administered on fixed dates 6 times each year.

The test is 3 hours long and all test sections can be taken on the same day. Students can take the test as many times as they wish. However, colleges and universities usually consider only the most recent score.

  1. Listening (30–40 minutes)
    The Listening section consists of 3 parts. The first one contains 30 questions about short conversations. The second part has 8 questions about longer conversations. The last part asks 12 questions about lectures or talks.
  2. Structure and Written Expression (25 minutes)
    The Structure and Written Expression section has 15 exercises of completing sentences correctly and 25 exercises of identifying errors.
  3. Reading Comprehension (55 minutes)
    The Reading Comprehension section has 50 questions about reading passages.
  4. Writing (30 minutes)
    The Writing section is one essay with 250–300 words in average.


Test Scores


Internet-Based Test

  • The iBT version of the TOEFL test is scored on a scale of 0 to 120 points.
  • Each of the four sections (Reading, Listening, Speaking, and Writing) receives a scaled score from 0 to 30. The scaled scores from the four sections are added together to determine the total score.
  • Speaking is initially given a score of 0 to 4, and writing is initially given a score of 0 to 5. These scores are converted to scaled scores of 0 to 30.


Paper-Based Test

  • The final PBT score ranges between 310 and 677 and is based on three subscores: Listening (31–68), Structure (31–68), and Reading (31–67). Unlike the CBT, the score of the Writing section (referred to as the Test of Written English, TWE) is not part of the final score; instead, it is reported separately on a scale of 0–6.
  • The score test takers receive on the Listening, Structure and Reading parts of the TOEFL test is not the percentage of correct answers. The score is converted to take into account the fact that some tests are more difficult than others. The converted scores correct these differences. Therefore, the converted score is a more accurate reflection of the ability than the correct answer score is.

+ نوشته شده در  Thu 28 Jan 2010ساعت 11:22 PM  توسط amirhosein  | 

Totto et Alferedo

This is the best music I've ever listened.This music is from the best romantic movie ever made Cinema Paradiso:

WATCH IT HERE

+ نوشته شده در  Thu 28 Jan 2010ساعت 7:55 PM  توسط amirhosein  | 

Excerpts from Lincoln's letter to his son's teacher


He will have to learn, 

I know, that all men are not just,
all men are not true.
But teach him also that for every scoundrel there is a hero;
that for every selfish Politician, there is a dedicated leader...
Teach him for every enemy there is a friend,

Steer him away from envy,
if you can, teach him the secret of quiet laughter.

Let him learn early that the bullies are the easiest to lick...
Teach him, if you can, the wonder of books...
But also give him quiet time to ponder
the eternal mystery of birds in the sky, bees in the sun,
and the flowers on a green hillside.

In the school teach him it is far honourable to fail than to cheat...
Teach him to have faith in his own ideas, even if everyone tells him they are wrong... Teach him to be gentle with gentle people, and tough with the tough.

Try to give my son the strength not to follow the crowd
when everyone is getting on the band wagon...

Teach him to listen to all men...
but teach him also to filter all he hears on a screen of truth,
and take only the good that comes through.

Teach him if you can, how to laugh when he is sad...
Teach him there is no shame in tears,
Teach him to scoff at cynics and to beware of too much sweetness...
Teach him to sell his brawn and brain to the highest bidders
but never to put a price-tag on his heart and soul.

Teach him to close his ears to a howling mob
and to stand and fight if he thinks he's right.
Treat him gently, but do not cuddle him,
because only the test of fire makes fine steel.
Let him have the courage to be impatient...
let him have the patience to be brave.
Teach him always to have sublime faith in himself,
because then he will have sublime faith in mankind.

This is a big order, but see what you can do... He is such a fine fellow, my son!

+ نوشته شده در  Wed 27 Jan 2010ساعت 7:10 PM  توسط amirhosein  | 

آبشونه وارد دانشگاه میشود

سلام توی ادامه مطلب یه خاطره از آبشونه به روش اون داستانی که توی کتاب زبان فارسی داشتیم  گذاشتمواون داستانی که میخواست درباره یه چیزی توضیح بده اما درباره اون تفنگ حسن اسماعیل ( درست یادم نیست) صحبت کرد.


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  Tue 26 Jan 2010ساعت 4:8 PM  توسط amirhosein  |